My Father (by The Bwaz)

Dan and I name the kittens Buddy and Simon. Buddy looks more Siamese than Simon and Simon is friendlier than Buddy but that’s their names. It’s confusing, I know. Dad names them Dumb and Dumber. Those names fit pretty well too. They like to chew on wires, cables, Christmas lights, whatever is most dangerous. After they’ve run around the house and beat up on each other for a little bit they like to sleep for hours. They are the laziest cats I’ve ever seen.