My Father (by The Bwaz)

Dad’s Metabolol, that we ordered over the god-forsaken internet, was delivered. He calls to yell about how crappy the internet is because it isn’t the same Metabolol that he bought 10 years ago. The company we bought it from is “selling stolen products” because it claims on the package to be the same product, but there isn’t as much Vitamin C, protein, etc. Wouldn’t that be Metabolol’s issue, not the company we purchased it from? After yelling at me some more for mentioning this small fact I tell him I have to go because, surprise, surprise, I’m still at work.