My Father (by The Bwaz)

My father calls me to yell at me because he can’t figure out how to use the internet. Well, that makes sense since I obviously invented the internet so I am obviously the one to call and yell at. Could someone please explain to him that the internet is far from perfect and it will not work great every time? I try to explain this to him but I admit, in between my frustration and yelling, he somehow doesn’t want to hear me. God, please give me the strength to survive my father!