Dilemmas of the Obsessive Accumulative

I'm looking again at this little Starbucks BLACK APRON Exclusives brochure thing I picked up last time I was at Starbucks. It's been sitting on my desk for a month. I've done nothing with it, but it's so elegantly designed I'm reluctant to throw it away. I suppose I could scan it, but it's two-sided and I really don't want to go to all that trouble. I need to get rid of it, dammit.

Found an image online here: Be A Design Group

Not the whole brochure, but gives you the idea. It's gone.

(I will become/I will become/silhouettes when/I get rid of all this crap/on my desk.)